Leilouta

Monday, May 01, 2006

Muslims In Space Part 2

For those who were wondering how to perform prayer in Space. Here is the answer.

11 Comments:

  • At 10:56 PM, Blogger Chris in MB said…

    Wow, that's a relief!

    BTW, I don't quite understand how a Fatwa works.
    What if two different Fatwa's exist & contradict each other?

     
  • At 1:36 PM, Blogger infidelirious said…

    chris

    Then you pick the one that best suits your needs for that particular day

     
  • At 1:42 PM, Blogger Leïla said…

    So, In fact it's as if you were in a coach or in a car which could not stop..
    it's good to know if one day I go to space ;)

     
  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger Leilouta said…

    Chris,
    75% of those clerics, imams...are not qualified to do such a job.

     
  • At 3:41 PM, Blogger Rambling Hal said…

    oh for God's sake, like there aren't enough things to think about and figure out in Islam than having to worry about PRAYING IN SPACE. Much more out there for people to know than THIS. These people need to all get fired from their jobs and work in Drive-Thrus, asking people if they want FRIES WITH THAT. eft eft.

     
  • At 7:40 PM, Blogger Libyan Warrior( The King Of Al-Andalaus) said…

    Boy those folks at Islam Online are almost as bored as I am. LoL. Leilouta lets get to space first, then we can discuss how to pray their!!!!!
    Chris in Manitoba:) The only people who make fatwas are high School drop outs. These folks live in a dream world, they walk around thinking that God speaks to them and what not.
    God these people Frustrate me!!!!!!!!!! These "imams" are nothing but Idols and anyone who follows them is an idol worshiper. They make rulings to suit their desires. If one of them likes prostitutes then he will make a fatwa allowing "temporary marriage", if one of them is a mysogonist then he will pass a fatwa that orders women to be locked in their houses, till death captures their souls. These people are backwards and the world is moving ahead, and they are playing in the sand. Very, Very, Distressing. How to Pray in Space? What complete and uther stupidity. They don't know how to drive how are they going to get to space? Magic Carpets? LOL

     
  • At 7:53 PM, Blogger Chris in MB said…

    lydianwarrior,
    I'm impressed! You must be in a good mood today.
    No personal insults, profanity, or ranting!
    I'm proud of you.

     
  • At 8:07 PM, Blogger Leilouta said…

    I am proud of you too :)

     
  • At 6:09 AM, Blogger Olivia said…

    *makes mental note to steer well clear of all fatwas*

     
  • At 1:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Being a curious soul,I just had to read the imam's answer on what do do when nature calls.Am not sure whether to laugh or cry,though I mean no disrespect to the followers of Islam.

     
  • At 3:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Anon1:

    You should cry.

    Anyone that cannot figure out how to go to the bathroom shouldn't consider themself a "person" but rather a total f***ing moron whom evolution will mercifully dispose of soon.

    Anon2

     

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