Anti-War Activists Plan 'Global Orgasm For Peace'
Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.
But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.
The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.
"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."
The possiblities for the 'day after' headlines are limitless.....
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posted by Leilouta @ 12:31 PM
34 Comments:
At 2:13 PM,
Anonymous said…
"Protestors spill into the streets at the climax of pro-peace demonstrations".
"Flacid response to the call for action".
At 5:24 PM,
Carmen said…
YAY FOR DEMONSTRATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 6:31 PM,
Massir said…
lihbal wahla!!!!
At 6:44 PM,
Olivia said…
Haha, Anon;s first one is funny.
Imagine if they had a communal one...!
At 7:51 PM,
Anonymous said…
Sure!
I'll mark it on my calendar & give it a try.
ohh wow! that will make a great blog post for that day. I'll post the results!
At 9:11 PM,
Anonymous said…
I am appaled by the selfish nature of the organizers of this action. Peace is for life; not just for Dec. 22.
I am fighting for Global Peace every day and every night.
At 9:41 PM,
jkirlin (newly dedicated anti war demonstrator) said…
"Is demonstrating against the war is going to make me go blind?"
"Say honey, how about some anti-war demonstrating"
"It's hard to hold weapon with hairy palms"
"You'll just have to have you war tonight, I have a headache."
At 9:54 PM,
Leilouta said…
Awesome :)
At 11:52 PM,
Anonymous said…
Fudge Yeah!
Dude, this chick is a bloody mastermind. Why didnt I think of that.
At 4:35 AM,
Anonymous said…
willi ma 3andouch chkoun taw?
At 7:24 AM,
Ha Ana Za said…
LOL! This post had me laughing non stop. I guess it's a date ;)
At 7:57 AM,
sassou said…
Ok je vais me chercher qqn d'ici le 22 dec autant dire que la paix se fera sans moi ;)
At 1:18 PM,
bobealia said…
I'll be there.
At 5:12 PM,
noorster said…
O, Leilouta, how I love your blog, let me count the ways...
At 5:37 PM,
Saur♥Kraut said…
"The War is Over!" Ejaculates the Prime Minister
At 1:41 AM,
Haroun El Poussah said…
Only a 76 year old would come up with such an idea!
... I wonder if he will be able to participate
At 5:07 AM,
The Moody Minstrel said…
"We are all praying for the coming of peace..."
"We all realize world peace is a hard endeavor, but if we all rise to the cause it will soon be bursting out all over..."
"Women forced to admit that world peace is really a myth..."
"Men forced to pull out before the event is finished..."
"Anti-War Rally coincides with unexpected seismic activity..."
Now I know I'm going to hell.
At 11:05 AM,
gatorbait said…
Oh ,come on now,,,,,
At 6:09 AM,
Qatar Cat said…
ROFL
Anti-War demonstrations climax on a peaceful note.
At 11:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
Oops... I prematurely demonstrated...
At 11:37 AM,
Massir said…
Leïlouta,
Hors sujet. Ta page "profil" ne s'ouvre pas. J'aimerais avoir ton e-mail STP.
Merci.
At 12:53 PM,
Leilouta said…
Leiloulati@yahoo.com
At 10:00 PM,
Miss Carnivorous said…
What would Bin Ladin think of that???
At 10:55 PM,
Anonymous said…
cynosarges, LOL!! yes, it has happened to the best of us! ;)
...but with a little practice & concentration one can learn to prolong their demonstrationing abilities almost indefinitely!
At 8:28 AM,
The Moody Minstrel said…
Miss Carnivorous,
I've heard Bin Laden has four wives. I'm sure he thinks about world peace all the time.
At 6:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
Peace demonstrations ? not bad not bad if I can have Braf Pitt I would not mind taking part :P
Happy Thanksgiving Leilouta :)
At 9:12 AM,
Anonymous said…
Brad Pitt :p
At 2:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
Marked on my calender! but i will try to make a more daily effort to world peace. Its for a good cause!
At 6:44 PM,
Anonymous said…
Ward, I'm thinkin that photo could start a war.
At 8:04 PM,
SnowStarChan said…
Wow, well, I guess that's one way to do it!
Oh and a very late reply to your comment on my blog post! I ended up not staying the night at my friend's house so I didn't ge tto go to church. She apologized deeply to me.
At 10:13 PM,
jack said…
Being a Catholic ... I'm going to have to withdraw early from this protest.
At 7:48 AM,
Anonymous said…
chris, a little alcohol doesn't hurt either.
jack, be careful! I tried withdrawing from a protest early once - 9 months later ended up with a wriggling bundle of joy.
At 1:21 AM,
Anonymous said…
How about Shortage of Duracell Batteries Follow Anti-War Protest?
At 10:50 PM,
N. said…
Every day is Orgasm Day!
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