Whose Counting?

Moi,”Hi”

Husband,”Hi”

Moi,”How are you?”

Him,”Ok”

Moi,”I am thinking about cooking a Chinese dish tonight”

Him,”Ok”

Moi,”what are you doing?”

Husband,” Working.”

Moi,”Should I use chicken or beef?”

Husband,”ok”

Moi,:”OK what? I asked you if you wanted chicken or beef”

Husband,” whatever you want baby”

Moi,”Aaaaaaaah can you ever write a whole sentence? It is always either yes or no or ok…you don’t care about what I say.”

Husband, ”no”

Moi,:” NO what????? You are not listening to me…Seriously I miss how you used to pay attention to every small detail that I ever said while we were dating. Now you don’t even know what I am talking about most of the time.”

Him,”really?”

Moi,” What are you doing?”

Him,” working”

Moi,” How come I am always the one who starts IM-ing first. You never do that and it would really make my day if it started with a message from you. It would show me how you feel about me.”

Him,” well, I turn on the IM in the morning….doesn’t that tell you that I care?”

Moi, “ are you serious?”

Him, “ yes, why do you think I turn it on….”

Moi, “So you can talk to your brother.”

Him,” no”

Moi,” Can you just make a whole sentence for heaven’s sake?”

Him, “http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=419040&in_page_id=1879”

Moi,” Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Are you saying I talk too much?”

Him,”no, it sez men don’t say too much“

Moi,” Right. You really think I talk too much, don’t you?”

Him,”no”

Moi,” Sure!! You know what? I don’t have anybody else to talk to. You’re the person who I talk to more than anybody else. I don’t even talk that much with other people.
Haven’t you noticed that? I am usually very quiet. I don’t have anything smart to talk about, that is why I try not to embarrass myself in front of others and keep my mouth shut. Really I am serious. I can’t believe you!!! My God!! If you think I talk too much, what about my coworker…..do you think she does? She speaks like she has a cd player in her throat. She never stops. It is always blahablabalbah....my dog, blah blah blah…my job….blahblahblah my dream man, my lunch blahblabalh… and you’re telling me I talk too much. Seriously, unbelievable!!!!!

Him,”ok”

Update:

My husband has had a few drinks tonite and is very talkative. Maybe they should do a study about who talks more when under the influence.