Bathroom Humor

At work our group was moved to some newly renovated space within the building. It is very quiet and comfortable. Since all of us work from home most of the time it was decided that we would all share offices. I share my office with a very nice girl my age. I have fun with her and she makes me laugh most of the time. On the other hand she is so hyper and talks so much that it is hard for me to get much work done. I admit that sometimes when I know she is going to be in the office I choose to work from home.

The other thing about my new office is that we have one of those door size glass windows. It let’s in some nice light, but because we have two desks in the room and there is only one way they can be arranged, my desk faces the window and directly across from us is the men’s restroom for our section.
It has been a month or so since we moved and now I know everybody’s toilet habits. How often they go, how long they stay, what time of day etc.
I always look away or pretend I am very busy when I see a male coworker going to the bathroom. I notice that most of the guys give our office a glance to see if they are being seen. Lately I have noticed one particular coworker who will give a quick glance as he reaches for the door handle to the restroom. If he sees that I am in the office he pulls his hand back and will keep walking down the hall. My guess is that he goes to one of the other two bathrooms in the building. It makes me laugh. I bet he loves it when I work from home and he has nobody watching his bathroom trips.
We had construction workers in the building the other day. One of them obviously didn’t care about who was watching. As soon as I heard the toilet flash, he left the room. There was definitely no time for washing up. Yuk!!

Yesterday as I was leaving my office for a meeting in the conference room next door, a male coworker opened the bathroom’s door aggressively.We only had a few minutes before the start of the meeting and my guess was that he was trying to rush to the bathroom so he could be in the meeting on time. I heard a scream as soon as he opened the door. He closed the door very quickly and made a face. I smiled back at him. In the meeting I was sitting with the man who was using the bathroom and the one who opened the door on him,plus another male coworker that I’ve never seen use the bathroom. I couldn’t stop smiling and was giggling inside. I felt bad for the guy who was in the bathroom, so to make him feel better I decided to tell a story about one of my own bathroom experiences. I told him how once when I was getting ready for work at my summer job I went to the bathroom to change into my uniform. For some reason I took all my clothes off, and before putting my uniform on I had to go. I was already naked so I thought it made sense to just use the toilet the way I was and then put my uniform on.
A customer entered the bathroom while I was sitting naked on the toilet. I screamed at the top of my lungs and the person run out of the restroom. I think I spent another 30 minutes in the bathroom just to make sure that woman left the building. After I told the story the guys just smiled politely and then I got uncomfortable and embarrassed.

As I was watching TV that night with my husband, I started laughing as I remembered the days events. My husband of course asked me what I was laughing about and I told him the whole incident.
His first response was,”Nice job!! You started the meeting off by giving those guys a mental picture of you naked.”
Me,”What?!!! Are you serious?? OMG, you're right! No wonder they just sat there !!!”