Team Building Fatwa
Think of the team building activities you could have in the office if this is implemented:
Ezzat Attiya had issued a fatwa, or religious edict, saying adult men could breast-feed from female work colleagues as a way to avoid breaking Islamic rules that forbid men and women from being alone together.
In Islamic tradition, breast-feeding establishes a degree of maternal relation, even if a woman nurses a child who is not biologically hers. It means the child could not marry the nursing woman's biological children.



28 Comments:
At 1:29 PM,
egyptchick7 said…
Well thank god that Al Azhar condemned the stupidity of that edict!!! The man is sick...
At 3:54 PM,
sassou said…
Waoww!! Welcome to the orgy!! ;)
At 3:55 PM,
sassou said…
BTW, el tasswirra heyla :D
At 6:02 PM,
Chris in MB said…
That's so not fair!
I don't have any female employees!
btw, what if they aren't lactating??
Supply all the women with prescriptions of domperidone?
Technically he's right isn't he? ...but who thinks our buddy Ezzat is mostly just a boob man? :D
At 6:07 PM,
Chris in MB said…
hmmm, this also makes me wonder if he works with any women....
I sense an ulterior motive here.
At 10:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
Um, WHAT?!
At 10:54 PM,
Anonymous said…
You're stupid anonymous 10:35
At 11:36 PM,
shlemazl said…
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At 12:11 AM,
shlemazl said…
breast-feeding establishes a degree of maternal relation
I see. What do girls have to feed on on to establish a degree of paternal relation?
P.S. The photo is just brilliant. Too funny!
At 2:21 AM,
programmer craig said…
I wonder how many women would actually buy into that idea? Hmmmm.... and would it be sexual harassment?
At 2:33 AM,
Fantasia said…
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. It reveals a deep rooted disrespect for women. Crazy man!
At 3:55 AM,
Mumbo Jumbo said…
Oh so it's haram to work with a strange man but halal to have him suck on your boob?
Hmm... I'd like to see the look on my gardener's face if I tell him he won't be allowed in my garden unless he sucks on my boob so we can establish a "maternal relationship."
This guy is a pervert who just wants to access titties!
At 6:00 AM,
LouLou said…
Leilouta,
A colleague who is Christian received this fatwa by email a couple of days ago. He came to me grinning from ear to ear & told me about it & asked if I thought it might work if the man involved wasn't a Muslim.
Couldn't believe it at first. I made him send it to me so I could see it with my own eyes.
Of course I told him not to get any ideas etc....But it was the best laugh I had all week.
At 8:00 AM,
Um Naief said…
utterly ridiculous.
At 10:04 AM,
The Moody Minstrel said…
So let me get this straight; it's okay to be alone with a female colleague as long as you're sucking on her breasts?
Hmm. It gives a whole new meaning to the expression "sucking up to your colleagues", not to mention "milk your friends for all they're worth".
The only trouble is that all the female employees will be saying ruefully, "The guys that work here all really suck."
(I am SO going to hell.)
At 11:06 AM,
D.B. Shobrawy said…
The hilarious irony is that in an office filled with men and women and the law of averages being present, its likely that all the men in the office would all want to feed from the same teet!
Seriously I'm sure they all had their eye on the same office hottie before the Fatwa was released!
This would serve to increase the jealousy of the ugly women and cause WW3 in the office!
Besides the fact that its gross I dont think Ezzat thought this whole thing out.
At 3:54 PM,
Cairogal said…
Disturbing photoshop work, Leilouta!!
At 4:04 PM,
Miss Carnivorous said…
These clerics have too much spare time to worry about things that normal people do not even think about.
At 6:48 PM,
jack said…
This proves it. They are all a bunch of titty babies!
At 8:36 PM,
Bobealia... said…
Wait. Explain that again.
At 12:14 PM,
Hamza said…
Hello everybody there, excuse me, but I will comment this article in french, so sorry for those who don't understand it... Next time I will use english, I promise...
Salut...
Je trouve cette Fatwa étrange, car dans l'Islam, à mon point de vue, (et à ma modeste connaissance), tout y est clair, l'interdit est clair est le hallal est clair aussi… en plus ce qui est plus étrange?!!… c'est que … qui va accepter que sa femme, sa sœur ou sa mère donne son sein à un étranger pour l'allaiter??? Excusez moi, c'est limite folie…
Même ce pauvre collègue masculin, accepterait-t-il facilement de téter son collègue de bureau? Je pense que cela lui donnerait d'autres plans diaboliques, sauf s'il est vraiment un ange!!! Alors pourquoi ne laisserons pas les choses comme elles étaient avant, c'est mieux je pense… je sais que quand deux individus (homme et femme) sont seuls, il y'a un toujours une troisième personne invisible (le diable) qui représente le désir et l'envie du fruit défendu… mais S.V.P pas avec cette fatwa, car dans ce cas, on l'invite ce diable... et en plus, cela créerait des bureaux d'allaitement …
Imaginez… cela dans une entreprise…
Bonjour Monsieur, je suis venu chercher ma sœur? Elle travaille ici comme secrétaire, l'autre lui répond… oui oui, un instant, elle est en train d'allaiter monsieur le directeur… oups... ok je vais attendre....
Oh… avant que j'oublie, il y'a aussi un petit problème… et si la fille n'a pas de lait dans ses seins??? Je veux dire, comment va-t-elle faire???
Excusez moi, si je me suis un petit peu sorti du sérieux… c'est horrible, on dit que lorsque quelque chose à dépassé ses limites elle deviendra son contraire.
Tellement que cette fatwa m'intrigue, j'en rigole….
J'ai peur que cette fatwa serait interprétée différemment et mauvaisement, elle va inciter les gens à téter leurs collègues de travail sous prétexte de cette même fatwa…
Cher amis... Soyez cool... et ayez toujours un biberon dans la poche... en cas? on sait jamais?!
A la fin, acceptez l'expression de mes sincères salutations
Kisses and huggs.
At 5:27 AM,
Emma Benji said…
N'importe quoi!
Je ne comprends pas comment on peut les laisser dire des telles betises
Vraiment c honteux
At 2:04 PM,
أبو سنان said…
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At 2:05 PM,
أبو سنان said…
Mafee Fatwa. FASWA! Sa7?
At 7:31 AM,
Olivia said…
Surely the clerics have better things to do than make up fatwas that violate the modesty between a grown muslim man and woman?
At 3:08 PM,
Jewaira said…
love the photo :)
At 12:35 PM,
Hassan said…
Establishment of so-called "milk relations" is historically recognized until a child reaches the age of two; that is, a child will become mahram (unable to marry members of the immediate family) if the child suckles from a previously unrelated woman prior to the child reaching thew age of two. The child will then be mahram to that woman and her immediate family. This information is taken directly (if awkwardly) from Sayyed Seestani, but predates his ruling and is generally accepted in all Islam. Whoever made a fatwa saying anything otherwise is to be ignored. As I understand, Ezzat Attiya was in charge of al-Azhar's hadeeth dept. and was dismissed after his illegal fatwa.
Of course he has better more critical things to do with his time than to commit political suicide and go public with his sex fantasies. 3eib!! Humiliating for all Islam, and sick. Sickening. I have a mental picture of what this would mean, and what it would clearly lead to, and Attiya...I don't know, it's just unfathomable that he would even THINK of such a thing, much less issue a fatwa in his official capacity. OK he can think of it all he wants, but on his restroom or lunch break and not at the minbar. He's lost his mind.
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